3 reviews by Asshole..
Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2005-11-19
From: Asshole
Comments: Hey Alex Kidd. The last game I recall being made with you as the title character was Alex Kidd in The Enchanted Castle. That was over 10 years ago! No offense but your star has long since faded into the cold blackness of the video game universe. Don't get me wrong, I've always been a fan of your meaty left paw. Sonic is and will always be a shit stain in your trousers but its time to let go and embrace the truth... Sega doesn't find you marketable as their video game mascot anymore. Take care my friend.

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Cyborg Hunter

2005-09-20
From: Asshole
Comments: Did she let you reach around and stroke her beaver patch or was that crossing the line for her?

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Cyborg Hunter

2005-09-20
From: Asshole
Comments: Damn, what a bitch!!! Could you touch her with your hands at all?!! How far were her legs spread when she spread her cheeks for you? This was standing, right?

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