Blade Eagle 3-D

2012-08-23
From: Chuck
Comments: The man that fathered me was killed in a prison riot. Know who killed him? I did. He made some bad choices inside and I had to stick up for my gang-brothers.

Rating: n/a

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Blade Eagle 3-D

2012-08-16
From: Chuck
Comments: How did you know? Indeed, my middle name is Norris, my full name being Chuck Norris Isafag.

Rating: n/a

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Rainbow Islands

2011-11-19
From: Chuck
Comments: No, she thought that me masturbating in front of her was just a phase that she was determined to outlast by sheer will. Alas, her will was no match for my mighty jets of semen as they crashed against the hairy labial ramparts of her vulva. She screamed bloody murder, too. To be fair, though, one of my sperm ropes went right for the hole. Looking back at it now, it's kinda funny.

Rating: n/a

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Galaxy Force

2011-10-17
From: Chuck
Comments: Activision made all the best Atari 2600 games. No? Prove me wrong, bitches!

Rating: n/a

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Rainbow Islands

2011-10-16
From: Chuck
Comments: A word of advice for other dudes out there: never jerk off in the bathtub. Not only does your shit look disgusting coming out underwater, but you'll also have nightmares about getting your mom pregnant. This game is pretty good.

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Parlour Games

2011-10-16
From: Chuck
Comments: This must be a Euro game or something. Where I come from, your don't have a parlour, you have a rec room. There was a kid down the street from me that called his rec room a parlour, but me and my friends beat the shit out of him and stuck things in his ass. After that, he said rec room, too. All that aside, this game isn't terrible.

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Micro Machines

2011-10-16
From: Chuck
Comments: Here's the skinny on toy cars in my day. Micro Machines sucked dick; they were tiny, shitty, and easy to lose. Matchbox cars sucked it, too. Ditto regarding Hot Wheels, despite their popularity. The best and most under-appreciated toy cars of the time were Tomy's Pocket Cars. Great realism in the bodies, no bullshit like you'd get with Hot Wheels or Matchbox shit.

Rating: n/a

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Blade Eagle 3-D

2011-08-21
From: Chuck
Comments: All the 3D games sucked scrotum, but I used to get more pussy than I could handle back in the day just by walking around with the 3D glasses on. Yup, I'd go to the park or a shopping mall or any other place with a lot of happenin' tail and, as long as I was wearing those seemingly stupid glasses, I would invariably get propositioned by some lucky and thoroughly seduced lady (or girl!). It was a simpler time back then, though. Thanks SEGA.

Rating: n/a

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