25 reviews by Ron..
Submarine Attack
2013-02-16
From:
Ron
Comments:
Anyone else hate Germans?
Rating:
n/a
Ghost House
2012-02-14
From:
Ron
Comments:
Well, it was made ten or eleven years ago...Regardless, though, I've found older ladies to be more accommodating of my various and sundry perversions. Besides, there are plenty of used up nineteen year olds nowadays.
Rating:
n/a
Home Alone
2012-02-14
From:
Ron
Comments:
What matters is that she was drinking your semen, not that she knew it or not.
Rating:
n/a
Star Wars
2012-02-14
From:
Ron
Comments:
Yeah, he always has that kiddie-rapist beard of his. Creepy fucker.
Rating:
n/a
Summer Games
2012-02-14
From:
Ron
Comments:
No way, because that bitch would own you! As good as it might feel, afterwards you'd be doing all her chores for the rest of your life under that roof because she'd be sure to blackmail your ass over it. And she'd have you, too, because no one is going to believe that sweet little Sally or whatever corrupted a pervy teenage boy.It'd be "Bobby made me do ____" and (after a beating, probably) you'd be off to military school at the very least.
Rating:
n/a
Heroes of the Lance
2012-02-14
From:
Ron
Comments:
Yeah, Brazil is like fuck Thunderdome when it comes to anything sexual. Watch out for trannies down there. Speaking of us perverts feeling normal, it's super fucking fun to mess with all the weirdos here: www.topix.com/forum/news/sex
Rating:
n/a
Summer Games
2012-02-13
From:
Ron
Comments:
I don't know about any of this shit! All I know is that I wouldn't have wanted any of my aunts to see my junk, let alone shave it. They're all nice ladies, to be sure, which is really all the more reason why they shouldn't do that kind of shit. Now, hot step-sister or something, that is another matter, but the "step" part is kind of important.
Rating:
n/a
Star Wars
2012-02-13
From:
Ron
Comments:
If you've never seen the movies at this point, don't. And most certainly you should not shell out your hard-earned money for George Lucas' latest shameless and cynical money grab, that of the rerelease of the piece of shit known as The Phantom Menace in 3D. Wow, I can see Jar Jar Binks minstrel show antics in 3D now? Thanks, George, you greedy little troll!
Rating:
n/a
Super Space Invader
2012-02-13
From:
Ron
Comments:
I'm inclined to believe that Daniel is a lying pervert, but the fact is that female perpetrator sexual abuse is a vastly underreported crime, largely as a result if it being so abhorrent to most people. The most important question that we, as a society, can ask men like Daniel is this: is your mom hot? Only then will we know if a crime has truly been committed.
Rating:
n/a
Home Alone
2012-02-13
From:
Ron
Comments:
To be fair, one of the dudes just ejaculated into his sister's ice cream and shampoo bottle. In no way does that constitute sex, otherwise I could be fired for cause from my job in a high school cafeteria.
Rating:
n/a
Ghost House
2012-02-13
From:
Ron
Comments:
Speaking of ghosts and jerking off, I was flipping through TV channels late last night when I came upon (pun intended?) the Nicole Kidman movie "The Others". It was quite good, actually, and had the added benefit of having Nicole Kidman in it, so any time there was a lull in the movie, I could spank it thinking about her.
Rating:
n/a
Heroes of the Lance
2012-02-13
From:
Ron
Comments:
Pedophiles are sick, no doubt about it, but there isn't anything wrong with showing girls over the age of say eleven or twelve your dick every now and again. You should never touch them or make them touch you, I can't stress that enough, but they love to see what you've got down there.
Rating:
n/a
Geralddinho
2012-02-13
From:
Ron
Comments:
My particular erotic focus of late is housewives getting it from the family dog, you know, the genuine amateur shit in home movies. My fascination with the subject has less to do with the sexual aspects and more to do with the psychology of such women. What do they really think about what they're doing? What's going through their minds during? And after? What are they thinking when they're watching the kids play with him days, maybe just hours, after Fido was deep inside mommy? Or when they have to take him to obedience classes at a nearby Petco because, for some reason, he's trying to hump everybody lately, *wink* *wink*?
Rating:
n/a
Rastan
2012-02-12
From:
Ron
Comments:
Well, I will concede that that specific part of Danan is better than Rastan, but the rest of the game not so much. Perhaps we can find common ground on this issue after all.
Rating:
n/a
Double Dragon
2012-02-12
From:
Ron
Comments:
Who didn't enjoy beating the shit out of those ginger-haired bitches with the whips? While I also appreciated being able to whip the cunts with their own whips, I feel that I cannot, in good conscience, give this game a rating of ten because it doesn't allow you to whip the bitches with your erect penis like I do in real life to women in grocery stores. Therefore, a rating of nine seems appropriate.
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Rescue Mission
2012-02-12
From:
Ron
Comments:
That is too bad, dude. Anyways, looks like that Adele is cleaning up at the Grammys tonight. Now, I know she's a little thick and all, but I think she is rather pretty. Thus, I would love the opportunity to put it to her, with "it" being my schlong, and "her" being, specifically, all of her holes. I wonder if she doesn't suck it for fear of damaging her voice?
Rating:
n/a
Black Belt
2012-02-12
From:
Ron
Comments:
Remember how every pussy you knew growing up said they knew Karate and yet could do nothing to stop the vicious beatings that you gave them? Good times!
Rating:
n/a
Shinobi
2012-02-10
From:
Ron
Comments:
The title screen with Shinobi's eyes shifting back and forth menacingly used to really freak out my grandpa. He was a Marine on Okinawa during the war and I guess it brought up some painful memories for him. He killed a lot of Japanese during the war, some of them soldiers. Good game, too.
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Captain Silver
2012-02-10
From:
Ron
Comments:
I wanted to be a pirate when I was a boy...at least until I played this piece of shit. Where is the pillaging and rapine? Where is the celebratory sodomy back on the ship after a successful day of pirating?
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Rastan
2012-02-10
From:
Ron
Comments:
Danan cooler than Rastan? That's the most ignorant thing I've ever heard that didn't come out of Rick Santorum.
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Thunder Blade
2012-01-02
From:
Ron
Comments:
Congratulations, "The Shade", you put more thought into your bullshit post than the programmers of Thunder Blade did into the fucking piece-of-shit game.
Rating:
n/a
Rocky
2011-12-12
From:
Ron
Comments:
If I was gay, I'd fuck Rocky's butt like crazy, but I'm not.
Rating:
n/a
Rambo III
2011-12-11
From:
Ron
Comments:
Rambo is a fucking loser. Plus, in this piece-of-shit, he's actually helping terrorists! The blame for 9/11 must fall squarely on Rambo's massive and sexy shoulders.
Rating:
n/a
Reggie Jackson Baseball
2011-12-10
From:
Ron
Comments:
Just for that, I hope Reggie Jackson rapes your mother.
Rating:
n/a
Reggie Jackson Baseball
2011-12-10
From:
Ron
Comments:
Well, next time he should just use the bat. Backdoor, too.
Rating:
n/a