93 reviews by jacko..
Captain Silver

2003-07-03
From: jacko
Comments: disappointing game, interesting comments below though

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Missile Defense 3-D

2003-07-03
From: Jacko
Comments: The 3D effect isnt 2 bad, kinda kewl. on some occasions it looks shit though, like theres 2 objects when theres only one, apart from that, the 3D kicks arse

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Great Basketball

2003-07-03
From: Jacko
Comments: Wasnt happy with it, it runs 2 slow, u get pulled up for fuck all and the game starts and stops 2 much, very disappointing

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American Baseball

2003-07-03
From: Jacko
Comments: i literally ripped this cartridge out of the console, and threw it with all my strength into a wall. fuck it felt good, i cant describe how shit this game it, man i hate it, it makes me want 2 kill someone, i dont recommend it, it will send you insane, if u have played it, u know what im talking about

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Battle Out Run

2003-04-25
From: Jacko
Comments: Well you shouldnt have read it. oh yeah. your mother was very unique, she liked it rougher than most!!!!

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Battle Out Run

2003-04-25
From: Jacko
Comments: Im sorry asshollo or whatever the fuck your name is, i didnt want 2 be mean

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Operation Wolf

2003-04-23
From: Jacko
Comments: Very impressive, i recall playing this on an actual arcade machine once. Doesnt beat SMS though.!! Quality Game. worth a look

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Star Wars

2003-04-23
From: Jacko
Comments: Very impressive graphics! i was very pleased with this game, the graphics are nice and clear, game play is good, defintly worth owning

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Battle Out Run

2003-04-10
From: Jacko
Comments: IF u read this, it means i just slept with your mother, even if she is dead.

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The Lion King

2003-04-03
From: Jacko
Comments: Very impressed with the graphics, great game, pretty good fun 2.

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The Lion King

2003-04-03
From: Jacko
Comments: Very impressed with the graphics, great game, pretty good fun 2.

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Fantasy Zone

2003-03-31
From: Jacko
Comments: Terrible terrible game, utterly ridiculous, i couldnt sit down, relax and enjoy with this game, 2 frustrating, i want 2 smash the controller when i play this game, people all think they like it, but they dont really. its quite shit

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Golvellius

2003-03-31
From: Jacko
Comments: Highly overrated. i didnt like it at all. it comftably sits in its box. probably never to be opened again

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Psycho Fox

2003-03-31
From: Jacko
Comments: Jesus i hate this fucking game, i really do, its so shit, i just cant picture how anyone could enjoy it?? its so fucking homo!! dont recommend it 2 anyone,

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California Games

2003-03-13
From: Jacko
Comments: CG1 is way better than part 2, i tell u hear and now, part 2 is poor. but CG1 is a great game, although i only know how to play hackie! the rest ill figure out some other time

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Shinobi

2003-03-13
From: Jacko
Comments: The bonus round game is so crap. the rest isnt 2 bad though

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Sega Chess

2003-03-06
From: Jacko
Comments: When is it bed time at michael jacksons house???? When the big hand touches the little hand!

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Predator 2

2003-03-06
From: Jacko
Comments: Fucking shit house game Predator wouldnt know how 2 kill my fucking cat, letalone a nigger with a gun

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Out Run 3D

2003-03-06
From: Jacko
Comments: Seriously. the 3D effect is so shit on this game, the car looks blurry and crap. the road looks stupid. its seriously shit 3D. if u want a taste of what its like. guy the normal out run! practically no difference

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Out Run 3D

2003-03-06
From: Jacko
Comments: Yeah, this game is awesome after all. I decided its probably the best 3d game out there.

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Gangster Town

2003-03-05
From: Jacko
Comments: Although the ship looks blurry, the 3D effect is amazing, its things like having 3D glasses etc which makes Sega MS much more powerful and smarter than NES

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California Games

2003-03-03
From: Jacko
Comments: I have fond Childhood memories of this game!! its a bewty!! i could never really understand the surfing bit though, what are u meant 2 do? i mean really???? awesome game all the same though

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Maze Hunter 3-D

2003-03-03
From: Jacko
Comments: Christ i love the 3D effect! sometimes you look like your way under ground, goddam awesome, a bit boring 2 play,. but the 3D manages to keep me amused 10/10 3D effect. 7/10 fun

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2003-03-03
From: Jacko
Comments: Very ordinary, doesnt compare to miracle world. or shinobi world for that matter. but better than the lost stars!

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Double Dragon

2003-03-02
From: Jacko
Comments: Not 2 bad, gets a little boring after a while though

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Pro Wrestling

2003-03-02
From: Jacko
Comments: Ordinary game, its one of those games where it seems sega didnt even try 2 make it good, they just wanted 2 quickly put a wrestling game on te shelf

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Slap Shot

2003-01-29
From: Jacko
Comments: I got this game and the label on the cartridge is blue, does anyone know if this is rare in Australia or internationally?? its not a bad game 2 play either!

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American Baseball

2003-01-29
From: Jacko
Comments: This game is a fucking spastic game, 4 the first time in my life i bashed the fuck out of the cartridge and nearly broke the controller! if u play this game it will send you fucking insane! when the cunts hit a home run it shows them on home base with there fat arses poking out and they stamp on the base like poofters would! this should be called "Poofters Baseball"

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Battle Out Run

2003-01-29
From: Jacko
Comments: I think all the "Out run" titles are shit, including OutRun3D!! this is pretty much exactly the same as the others. very boring and quite homosexual indeed

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2003-01-24
From: Jacko
Comments: Isnt there a alex kidd BMX game? im not sure and i was wondering if anyone knew. oh yeah the lost stars is fucking shit!!

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The Ninja

2003-01-24
From: Jacko
Comments: Jesus this game was good! it would easy be in the top 10 games for the SMS! it was wicked

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Tom and Jerry

2003-01-22
From: Jacko
Comments: The graphics on this game are quite clear and smooth!! the gameplay is slow and its not much fun! worth a try though

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Super Kick Off

2003-01-22
From: Jacko
Comments: U.S. Gold have always made shit games!! they are renound 4 it!!

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Joe Montana Football

2003-01-22
From: Jacko
Comments: Im australian and i have no idea how this fucked up game operates

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Space Harrier

2003-01-20
From: Jacko
Comments: I was disappointed with this game, maybe because i had higher expectations! pretty repetative and boring 2 be honest!

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Ghost House

2003-01-20
From: Jacko
Comments: its a stinker, a little like alex kidd in miracle world!! i said a little like!!! just 10 times worse!!

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Kings Quest

2003-01-20
From: Jacko
Comments: Ummm back to the point now guys

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Rampage

2003-01-20
From: Jacko
Comments: Too slow. and goddam pathetic. really is a game for collectors. because if your not 1, dont bother buying it

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My Hero

2003-01-20
From: Jacko
Comments: I really wanted 2 stab my mother or father during this game, why is it when you get hit you hit the ground like a fucking spastic and shit yourself, and that music when you get hit! GGGRRRZZZ, believe me, if u have a bad heart you dont wanna play this game, it will send you fucking violent

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World Class Leader Board

2003-01-20
From: Jacko
Comments: Just another shit golfing game!

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Psycho Fox

2003-01-17
From: Jacko
Comments: u should buy this game, just so u can see how shit it is!! seriously!!!

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Zillion

2003-01-17
From: Jacko
Comments: Ive never played this game before? so y the fuck am i leaving comments? DOW!!!@!$@#!%$#!

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Cloud Master

2003-01-15
From: Jacko
Comments: Good fun clean game!! i love this oriental cartoonie graphic stuff!!!

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Cloud Master

2003-01-15
From: Jacko
Comments: Good fun clean game!! i love this oriental cartoonie graphic stuff!!!

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Out Run 3D

2003-01-02
From: Jacko
Comments: I now have 3D glasses, and i was kinda impressed, i had higher expectations, you have to focus on the 1 object for it 2 look good! its not 2 bad though! for its time it certainly kicked the shit out of any other nintendo 8-bit crap

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Golvellius

2002-12-29
From: Jacko
Comments: This game gets alot of credit, but doesnt really deserve it, i just couldnt get a hold of the whole idea of the game!!, and theres a stupid old bitch who called me a fool!!!!! GGGGGRRRRRZZZZZZ

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World Grand Prix

2002-12-26
From: Jacko
Comments: Would have made an awesome game if u didnt blow up every 5 frigen seconds, you can drive at snails pace and hit something and get blown 2 shit!!!

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Prince of Persia

2002-12-26
From: Jacko
Comments: I like this game!! its tops!!, some music would have been nice though!!

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American Baseball

2002-12-18
From: Jacko
Comments: Nah, ive changed my mind! its a fucked up game, players are 2 slow. its utter trash, i dont know what the fucks going on!

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Golden Axe Warrior

2002-12-18
From: Jacko
Comments: I have great childhood memories of this game, ive got it now and its awesome! a great adventure game! i would recommend it to anyone!!

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2002-12-15
From: Jacko
Comments: The worst of the Alex kidd games is the lost stars. this one isnt 2 far behind it!!

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2002-12-15
From: Jacko
Comments: Top game, i personally think Miracle world is better. but thats me, This is a fun game, a positive is that you have a health bar, rather than just dying like on Miracle world!!!

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American Baseball

2002-12-15
From: Jacko
Comments: Kickass game, i do agree with Instigator, the players were 2 slow and should have been on a performance inhancing drug!! but still a kickass sports game!!

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Chase H.Q.

2002-12-15
From: Jacko
Comments: Top Game, would recommend!! A+++++

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Psycho Fox

2002-12-15
From: Jacko
Comments: Im prepared 2 say this game is shit house!!! A waste of my time, i would recommend buyin it so u can see how shit it is

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Simpsons Vs. Space Mutants

2002-12-15
From: Jacko
Comments: Ive finally done the level, and then the 2nd level is even worse!! fuckit

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Bonanza Brothers

2002-12-02
From: Jacko
Comments: This game is ordinary to put it bluntly, its way too slow and just plain boring, you get sick of it after a while its just so slow and annoying!

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My Hero

2002-12-02
From: Jacko
Comments: Its been about a week since ive played this game and i feel like a much happier person, its a disgrace 2 the sega name, there are 2 many faults in this heap of junk!! id recommend buying it just so you can see how shit it is

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Simpsons Vs. Space Mutants

2002-12-02
From: Jacko
Comments: will someone write in detail how 2 do the first level then i might not hate this game so friggen much

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2002-11-06
From: Jacko
Comments: Goddam Classic, its easy,but a goddam Classic

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2002-11-06
From: Jacko
Comments: Everyone 1 loves this game, personally i dont think its better than sonic 2, but still is a kickass game

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Rescue Mission

2002-11-05
From: Jacko
Comments: Not 2 bad, not too good either, i had high expectations, thats probably y i dont like it as much

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Olympic Gold

2002-10-30
From: Jacko
Comments: Would recommend.....NOT archery isnt 2 bad though

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Lemmings

2002-10-28
From: Jacko
Comments: This game is kewl. good old lemmings!! everyone loves it!

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Lemmings

2002-10-28
From: Jacko
Comments: Kickass game!! eveyone loves lemmings!!

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F-16 Fighting Falcon

2002-10-28
From: Jacko
Comments: Your a cocksucker Nova u got 2 work on your man to hand relationship i think

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Hang On (Card)

2002-10-19
From: Jacko
Comments: its fucking crap, you crash into them and they drive off laughing, whilst you crash and burn?? why dont they fucking crash in a collision situation?

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Lord of the Sword

2002-10-18
From: Jacko
Comments: Ive decided this game is crap, its not as good as everyone reckons it is, its terrible to control, its repatitive and boring, not much fun at all

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Lord of the Sword

2002-10-18
From: Jacko
Comments: Ive decided this game is crap, its not as good as everyone reckons it is, its terrible to control, its repatitive and boring, not much fun at all

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Aztec Adventure

2002-10-16
From: Jacko
Comments: You walk way too slow, the idea was there, but the fun wasnt!

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Chuck Rock

2002-10-16
From: Jacko
Comments: This game must have been made in pre-historic time, because its the biggest load of crocodile crap ive ever played, its even worse than "krusty's fun house" to put it into perspective

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Lord of the Sword

2002-10-16
From: Jacko
Comments: This game is a disgrace, i mean the graphics arent too bad, but its a joke of a game, the controls suck, and its just annoying!

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Psycho Fox

2002-10-14
From: Jacko
Comments: This game is a joke.. what a croc of shit!

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Out Run 3D

2002-10-14
From: Jacko
Comments: I aint got the 3D shades. and playing it normally it is pretty pathetic, in its time it would have been ok, now i just hate it 2 much!

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Klax

2002-10-02
From: Jacko
Comments: Seems like a decent game from everyone's comments, but how the fuck do you play it?? im a blonde who needs help

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Paperboy

2002-10-02
From: Jacko
Comments: Seriously kewl game, great fun, although when you hit dogs, you prey the fucking die, sadly they never do!! great game, and this is a great page!!!

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Taz Mania

2002-10-02
From: Jacko
Comments: Too frigen easy, too frigen crap aswell

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F-16 Fighting Falcon

2002-10-02
From: Jacko
Comments: im one of the biggest sega fans around, but i hate this game, i cant b stuffed trying 2 play it, because its just plane crap

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2002-10-02
From: Jacko
Comments: this game brings the sega down, when i tell my friends how sega kicks arse, they say "HAHAHAHA the lost stars"!!!! what can i say 2 that, its a heap of shit game

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Super Tennis

2002-10-01
From: Jacko
Comments: This game is terrible when compared to the other wimbledon game available on sega

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Enduro Racer

2002-09-30
From: Jacko
Comments: Not too bad, gets a bit boring, but either way its still pretty kewl

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After Burner

2002-09-30
From: Jacko
Comments: This game is terrible. people say "oh ive got after burner" like its a cool game, but its not. its terrible. graphic wise its awesome though

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Arcade Smash Hits

2002-09-30
From: Jacko
Comments: Not 2 bad, but not 2 good either, breakout is way too slow and it takes like half hour 2 do the first level, i wouldnt buy it

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Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2002-09-27
From: Jacko
Comments: Its a goddam joke when compared to WB III. but when its not compared its not too bad, its a game i suppose!! TOP PAGE DUDE!!!

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Teddy Boy

2002-09-27
From: Jacko
Comments: A great and addictive game, once you start you either get really pissed off and throw the controller, OR you play it, love it and get really far!!!

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2002-09-26
From: Jacko
Comments: Great little game, its good fun, just siddown, and play, gets way 2 easy though, ive mastered it without losing a life! Great page Buddy! excellent work!!

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The Ninja

2002-09-26
From: Jacko
Comments: This game is awesome, Took a while to figure out where the green scrolls were, but once i did, i finished it and i love it, absolute champs game

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My Hero

2002-09-25
From: Jacko
Comments: This is one of them fucked up games where u swear you didnt touch the bad guys but you stiff fucking die! i hate this game, its a goddam disgrace. i am a pretty good player and can get to around level 9, and there is still no end, i have to play it on emulator to save my state to see where i can get too!! this game is disgracful with no fucking end to its crap!!

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Wonder Boy

2002-09-25
From: Jacko
Comments: You would only enjoy this game if you have fond childhood memories of it! its not too bad though. GREAT PAGE DUDE!!

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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap

2002-09-25
From: Jacko
Comments: Probably one of the best Sega master games ever made! its a classic!!

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Golden Axe Warrior

2002-09-25
From: Jacko
Comments: Im hell stupid, so if someone can tell me where to get a walk through for this game it would be greatly appreciated! damn good game though

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Choplifter

2002-09-23
From: Jacko
Comments: i think evreyone really wants 2 like this game, they really wanna, but its just 2 crap. it pisses ya off all the time.

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Simpsons Vs. Space Mutants

2002-09-23
From: Jacko
Comments: i may b dumb, but alot of people are aswell. how the fuck do u do the first level. it shits me 2 tears, u cant jump the fuckers!!!!

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