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2023-07-07
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Naming all of your male progeny after yourself seems egotistical in the extreme, if not actually solipsistic.
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2012-01-19
From: bluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Well I guess I'm glad you did not keep any scars. Sometimes we need to learn by trial and errors, so next time you won't put your dick in these unusual places.
Rating: n/a
2011-12-01
From: Scott (more)
Comments: Well, it was pretty much like a burn anywhere else, it hurt like all hell, but finally healed up well with no permanent damage to my junk. Frankly, I blame the whole sorry episode on my girlfriend at the time. You see, she had taken to fucking herself with her curling iron. She would plug it in and let it get hot, then she would let it cool to a tolerable level and masturbate with it. She said it felt fantastic to have such a warm and rigid object sliding in and out of her lady hole. Figuring that what's good for the goose is good for the gander, I figured that my George Foreman grill could serve much the same purpose, that is offering my penis a nice and warm place to stay and wriggle around. It goes without saying that I didn't let the it cool enough before inserting my member between the twin grilling surfaces and I was burned pretty badly. Well, the burns were actually minor, but their locations made them rather severe in my mind. In any event, after my girlfriend laughed at me the whole time she was driving me to the burn center at the local hospital, I broke off our engagement (I was going to anyway; she was kind of religious and I had to agree to it for her to put out) and also canceled my plans to fuck my waffle iron.
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2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: I am curious about that penis story Scott. It would appears that you are still using it seeing from the others comments, how was the recovery and all that shit ? Natalie is not a skank, she is a man.
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2011-08-10
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Yeah, well I LOVE your mother....in the ass.
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2011-08-09
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Gosh, I guess I'll try to go on living knowing that, but it sure will be hard.
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2011-08-09
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Even gibbons?
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2011-08-08
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Bet you kept the costume, huh? Probably helps you scare up some little boy tail at the park you piece of shit. Speaking of the Planet of the Apes movie, the new one, I get that the apes are stronger than us and I get that "we" have supposedly made them smarter than us, but there still wouldn't be that many of them and they sure as fuck aren't bulletproof. We wipe out species that aren't a threat, I'm pretty sure we could wipe out a few that are. Sci-fi at it's worst.
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2011-08-06
From: Peter (more)
Comments: No, you're right. I shouldn't have lashed out at you, I've just been under an enormous amount of strain lately. I heard through the grapevine that McDonald's is developing some kind of voice-recognition software to install in all of their drive-thru windows which means that I'll likely be out of a job sometime in the foreseeable future. If it wasn't for this site and the amateur bukkake-style gangbangs that I stage via craigslist, I wouldn't have anything to live for at all.
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2011-08-06
From: Scott (more)
Comments: Who the fuck do you think you are, anyway? Any jackass can fuck fat bitches like that skank Natalie. They're so lonely and horny and generally sad that any dude that has five minutes to spare can talk them into all manner of degrading sex acts. I know because my brother was married to a fatty and I fucked her a bunch of times just to get under his skin. He ended up trying to kill her and went to prison, another long story....Regardless, watch how you talk to me.
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2011-08-06
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Yeah, bet the only thing "long" about it would be the story itself. Douche.
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2011-05-03
From: Scott (more)
Comments: Bought a George Foreman grill a few years back. Burned my penis pretty badly on it. Long story...
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