28 reviews by Eric..
Lord of the Sword

2006-08-01
From: Eric
Comments: I browse and saw you website and I found it very interesting.Thank you for the good work, greetings

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Astro Warrior

2003-06-16
From: Eric
Comments: I love this game!! is there a end tho? or does it just cycle forever?

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2002-07-09
From: eric
Comments: the game ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2002-02-08
From: eric
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Missile Defense 3-D

2001-07-11
From: Eric
Comments: This game made me wanma kill someone.... I loved the 3D stuff. Kinda freaks ya out when your a kid. hehe

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Phantasy Star

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: When you grow up, you have interests. For some of us, those interests turn to pure obsession. I remember when Phantasy Star when it first came out back in 1988. I was only 2 or 3, and I remember my mom playing it. I would sit there, watching her find Odin, go to Dezo, Kick Dr.Madd in the nutz, and open up a gallon jug of wup ass on Dark Falz. The enterance of Phantasy Star in my live totaly-fucked-me-up. lol. I cant play any rpg, like Final Fantasy for example, without thinking to myself "Why the hell couldnt they think of the shit that PS had? And why the HELL are all these story lines in all 9 games totally different?". Im not speaking that way because im a 'hardcore' sega fan, Its because I know for a fact that Phantasy Star changed the way we played console RPGs forever. And you know it too. I love PS for everything it was. And remember, theres all a little Alis inside of us all. =)

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My Hero

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: This game made Mario look thin and atractive.

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My Hero

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: This game made Mario look thin and atractive.

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Cloud Master

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: I loved this game for its music, and the fact that that you got to blow the living shit out of bowls of rice and wonton soup....oh yeah..and some monsters...I gues....

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Space Harrier

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: I liked the arcade version better... There was just something about what seemed to be a bunch of mosters that looked like cardboard cut-outs...

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Arcade Smash Hits

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: They say the the one game that there was one game that made it to EVERY console (before 1996)...Doom. Doom was on EVERY console you could think of AND the computer...well, thats bullshit, these 3 games have been bundled and put on EVERY console, including the ones you blew up in your back yard 10 years ago. So now you know, Missle Command is far more supiriour then Doom...and maybe even Half-Life? bullshit, I wont even go thre....

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Pro Wrestling

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: I remember getting my freind and the corner and kicking him and kicking him and kicking him and kicking him and kicking him and kicking him and kicking him and kicking him until he passed out..after that Id usally loss consiousness for a few hours and my freind would be gone, and a control smashed on the floor...oh yes, and a regtangular dent in my head...

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Penguin Land

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: I loved this as a kid. It was totally goofy shit. Also loved the battery back-up. First of its kind!!!

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Kung Fu Kid

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: When I bought this game...no joke, I have proof if you want it, the box said "ung Fuk Kid" I loved this game, reminds me of Dragon Ball Z when I play it late at night...yes i still play Sega Master System....dont look at me like that...

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Terminator

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: SkyNET probally tried to wipe out humainty for making shitty games like this

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Trivial Pursuit

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: Why didnt my Lightgun work with this game? I tried to kill that bird 100 times, but all I got was incorrect answers....stupid game...

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: Good game, but becuase he molested children, our judges give him -9 points

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Operation Wolf

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: I liked the arcade version better...I wish I had it in my basement...and I wish I had one of those Akimbo .45's too...

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Parlour Games

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: I loved this game alot. kept me entertaned for a long time. I remember turning it on and staring at the women...then getting a stiffy. yup, lots of childhood memories in that game...It was the darts that I loved, I never got the chance to play darts when I was young. I was only 5 or 6 at the time, so I wasnt allowed to have sharp pointy objects (Yet my parents gave me my own damn pocket knife....)

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Psycho Fox

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: Oh yes, this was one of the best games. I begged my mom to buy it. Its a game a I dont regreat playing. not to mention, its one of ther few games that ACTUALLY had an ATRACTIVE box cover...

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Shadow of the Beast

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: What the fuck?

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After Burner

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: I Like the arcade version more, but this was one of those games you like to play when you wake up 12:30 in the morning. Going left, right, blowing the crap out of some soviet MIG jet. those where the days. I had one of those Quickshot sticks, so it made the game even better. One time though, we lost the flight stick to our SMS, well one day we caught my sister masturbating with it. I guess sega peripherals are good for that too.. whew, good thing they didnt have force feedback yet, shed really be in trouble then

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: Great game, ALL ALEX KIDDS WERE GREAT!!! ok, I like Alex Kidd, but I also like to make peopel laugh, so here it goes.. 1.) I know so women who would LOVE to let Alex Kidd use his big ass hands on there gspots 2.)Why didnt the make a game about Alex Kidd jerking off? ya know, Alex Kidd In Lotion Land

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Carmen Sandiego

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: This game was quite entertaing. But if you were 9 years old, didnt know a fucking thing at all about the world, and LOST BOTH MANUALS they you were fucked. The only Carmen game I could beat was 'Where In The USA'...and I caught the bitch too, in Newark New Jersey. Oh yeah, Carmen Sandiago, your my bitch.

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Space Harrier 3-D

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: One time I got a stiffy and put the 3D glasses on my dick and it looked like an elephant with sunglasses. ( I WAS 4 YEARS OLD!!!!) well the game was running and my dick ended up getting raditaion poisiong so now I got a 11 foot dick that can make people see 3-D if I fuck them hard enough

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Golden Axe

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: This was a decent game over all...but this thing must of had the power of a pentium III 800Mhz processor cus everything moved WAY to fast. The sega version was better...and one more thing? has anyone ever played the Arcade machine game 'Death Adders Revenge?' If so, tell me where you saw it, that game was fucking awesome!

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Gangster Town

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: The best part is when you shot people

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Gangster Town

2001-07-02
From: Eric
Comments: The best part is when you shot people

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